Ms. Kelly Stone and I have finally made it down to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
As soon as we got to our ridiculously nice, all-inclusive, fancy-pants resort we decided we needed a little pampering. So we got massages and laid by the pool.
Kelly keeps referring to our resort as the "Mexican Tailgate" because a good chunk of the staff remember her from when she was here with her mom last year. (One of the bartenders even addressed her by name.)
Everything about this place is fantastic. The lawn is vibrantly green, the walkways are maroon and gold checkered (which reminded us we need to check up on hockey every once in a while), the floors of the hotel are constantly being swept/mopped to give a permanent reflection, and the lobby only smells like lilies from the most enormous flower arrangement under the most enormous crystal chandelier I've ever seen.
Although many things about this resort are super cheesy, its incredibly entertaining.
We don't have many plans to venture outside the resort, but who would when there is free drinks, free food and wonderful weather?
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